Random Questions to Strangers Outlawed
In a bid to curb unnecessary discomfort, bewilderment and mild irritation a nationwide ban has been placed on all situations where a person may need to ask one or more strangers a basic question. The...
View ArticleLiverpool set for glory despite missing out on Premier League title
The moment Steven Gerrard failed to control a team-mates' pass in Liverpool's game against Chelsea, almost two weeks ago now, Liverpool's title dreams went up in flames. Their misery was further...
View ArticleHoward Hughes Secret Revealed
It has been revealed today that renowned business magnate, investor, aviator, aerospace engineer, film maker, philanthropist and even world record holder Howard Hughes actually came out in 1973 but no...
View ArticleRomans Return To Modern Day Britain
Shock and awe abounded today as the Romans returned to reclaim what they proclaim is rightfully theirs. They might have come from a portal or out of a test tube or something in a mad scientists lab but...
View ArticleWaiting causes record deaths
Poll results from the first six months of 2014 have shown a record number of deaths due to waiting. Indeed it has overtaken being sucked down the plughole, mass papercut suicides and having a funny...
View ArticleMan Leaves The Pool
Earnest Horn (man) went swimming in his local swimming baths in June 2010 for no real raisin. Most people would think that four years is just too long to be swimming in the pool but he said that 'Oh no...
View ArticleMan Loses Hands
Peter has lost his hands and needs help finding them! He has offered some thing or another for the return of the hands but we don't know for sure because the reward notice he's been sticking to...
View ArticleNicole Sherzinger getting all hot and bothered
Nicole Sherzinger has been very vocal on our televisions lately. Writhing in pleasure as she delicately slurps down some luxury yoghurts. Moaning in ecstasy as she glides her perfectly manicured...
View ArticleGod Announces Resignation on Twitter
Mr Lord God or 'The' Lord God has today announced his intention to step down from his role of being God for an indefinite amount of time. The news broke on God's official Twitter account and it had...
View ArticleDo you get it?
A new report published this year by urdata4us has revealed that 50% of people âjust donât get itâ. It has been found that most people believe that at least one person in their lives âdoesnât...
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